We’re going kimless.
Lead singers everywhere will get their mics back.
No time for couch time.
Someone else will get a shot at winning a dance-off.
Magnums will finally be back in stock. (Wine, that is…)
Costa Rica will win the International Spelling Bee by spelling the word F-A, B-O, L-O, U-S.
Frozen yogurt shops will go out of business.
The Jets may finally win the superbowl.
We’ll no longer recycle.